医生：小姐，请张开你的嘴巴。
女士：医生，太谢谢你了。
医生：为什么你要谢谢我呢？
女士：因为我丈夫老是叫我闭嘴。

（二）
The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?"
"Someone lost one yuan." Answered Tom.
"Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money, "the teacher said.
"No, I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.

老师问汤姆：“为什么你今早来晚了？”
“有人丢了一元钱”汤姆回答道。
“噢，现在我知道了，你帮他找钱。”老师说。
“不，我站在那钱上面直到他离开。”汤姆答道。