The problem with guys

                                   男人的问题　

If you treat them nicely, he says you are in love with him;
If you don't, he says you are proud.
If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him;
If you don't, he says you are from Kampunc.
If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn;
If you keep silent, he says you have no brains.
If you are smater than him, he will lose face;
If he is smarter than you, he is great, but you are fool.
If you don't love him, he tries to possess you;
If you love him, he will try to leave you.
If you tell him your problem, he says you are troublesome;
If don't ,he says that you don't trust him.
男人的问题是：
如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了。
对他不好，他说你骄傲。
如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他。
如果不，他说你是乡下来的。
如果你跟他理论，他说你固执。
如果你沉默，他说你没大脑！
如果你比他聪明，他会感到丢脸。
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧，而你是傻瓜。
1 lure 引诱, 诱惑
The travel brochure lured me into taking a Caribbean vacation.
这本旅游小册子诱使我去加勒比地区度假。
2. stubborn adj. 顽固的,倔强的
He is as stubborn as a donkey.
他像驴子一样倔强。
3. possess 持有,克制,为...著迷
The police asked me if I possessed a gun.
警察问我是否有枪。