FOR MOTHERS AND FATHERS 爸爸妈妈的幸福格言

            
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone

要不要小孩是一个非常重大的決定如果要的话，以后你的心就会被掏出來,永遠地圈在外面了。

Simply having children does not make mothers.
生了孩子，並不意味着你就会当妈妈。

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. ~Robert A. Heinlein
不要什么事情都帮你的孩子做，像照顾残废人那样。

My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time.

我妈以前常跟我說,　有一个孩子和几个孩子沒什么分別…… 因为一個孩子会占去   你所有的时间，而多几个孩子也是一样占去你所有的时间，所以沒什么分別。

You will always be your child's favorite toy.

你將一直都会是你孩子心爱的玩具。
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.

成功与孩子相处的秘诀是不要把自己当做是家长。　

A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad. ~John Andrew Holmes

自从一个孩子来到你的家，往后的二十年会制造出你无法忍受的噪音。但是当他长大离开，家里寂靜得又足以让你感觉像发狂。